Where There’s Smoke There’s Fire-ToRD
June 18, 2009
By Louis “King of Roncesvalles” Pisano…
The Smoke City Betties had fire in their eyes as they brought the heat in the Bout at George Bell Arena Saturday night burning the Death Track Dolls by 30 winning 117-87.
Memphis Kitty lead the scoring for the Betties and Jewel Kicker was the lead Jammer for 6 of the 9 jams she was in, scoring 29 points, while Land Shark was a huge factor for the Death Track Dolls.
Jewel Kicker started off the bout for the Betties and got the team rolling right off the bat and discussed the game and the team with me after the Bout “It was an exciting game I mean we always thought of ourselves as being very evenly matched with the Dolls they’re a good team and we practise with them quite a bit, but it was pretty clear that it was our game today, everybody was on, all of our Jammers were just going for it, slicing through the pack, some of their big hitters went down early in the game like Audrey Helborn…whenever you can take out a big hitter like that even if it’s for a few Jams it certainly helps.”
One of the key components to the Betties win was Blocker Dyna Hurtcha who always seemed to be knocking one of the Death Track Dolls Jammers down as they tried to get ahead of the pack, she said of her role “Always looking behind you, that’s one of the most important things, the game happens behind you, what’s in front of you is irrelevant, because the jammers are coming up from behind you, so always look behind you and distract the other team by knocking them around, and when the Jammer comes, Hit her!” She also said about the hitting “That’s my Job that’s what I gotta do!” She obviously knows how to take care of business and by the huge smile on her face while I talked to her she relishes the role!
One of the Death Track Dolls, Land Shark, was the Jammer 17 of the 41 jams and was definitely a work horse for her team, scoring 33 of their 87 points, while becoming the lead Jammer in 10 of the 17 jams she entered along with being involved in numerous collisions with the aforementioned Dyna Hurtcha. She talked to me about the Bout saying “It was a lot of fun! There were a lot of hard hits, I don’t know what I was expecting with the Betties because, they have a lot of really good new people, and they seemed to work really good together, I thought that we would totally win, we seemed to be playing really well and not getting the points, that’s how I felt, but it was still awesome!” Jewel Kicker mentioned that “Sharky puts her whole self into it…” which was apparent by the way she battled on the track.
I am sure the Death Track Dolls are looking forward to their next Bout, where I am positive they will come out hungry for the win, as for the Smoke City Betties they will obviously look to continue their early success and tough style of play mixed with the agile moves and speed they bring every Bout.
The ToRD will be moving venues, so check out their website for more information on that and other Roller Derby events www.torontorollerderby.com (Stats are unofficial)
Photos by Mike Ivall
Racy Roller Derby Rages in Toronto
May 14, 2009
By Louis “King of Roncesvalles” Pisano…
The femme fatales of this league are busting their butts for their fans every game, bringing a wow factor unequalled in any other local sport. This rough and tumble roller derby of beauties has hard hits, fits of madness and feats of athleticism involving balance, speed, skill, and straight up guts.
Voodoo Ray, an avid fan of this league said “Hells fury never looked so hot on eight wheels” describing the scorn of a woman relative to this game, and he added “thankfully I’m not the target”.
The 3rd season kicks off at George Bell Arena on May 30th with the Gore Gore Rollergirls taking on the Chicks Ahoy, featuring such Jammers as “Dust Bunny” “Bambi” and “Lunch Box” for the Gores, while the Chicks Ahoy boast such stars as “Mach Wheels” “Dolly Destructo” and “Candy Crossbones”.
Get down and check out these violent vixens at 7PM Saturday May 30th at George Bell Arena (215 Ryding Ave). Their full schedule along with advanced tickets are available at www.torontorollerderby.com or it’s a meagre 15$ at the door. Get there and get in on the chaos! I’ll be there and I’ll always be looking for quotes from fans, make sure to give me your read on this action!
GTA and T.O. Sports Octagon Radio Show
March 16, 2009
Is this chick hot, or what? I have to put her in the top 10 “Smoking HOT sports chicks of all time”. On that note, time to tell everyone about the TOsports Octagon, say what?. The TOsports Octagon is a weekly radio show hosted by The King of Roncesvalles, Louis Pisano. The King will be joined by other TOsports personalities including Mark Ritter”The Hard Hitter” and Mike “The Truth” Henderson plus many more, including The Captain.
Join The King live today at 8 pm, with guest Mike Henderson, as they brake down the up and coming March Madness for ya. The Captain is working on getting some hot chicks on the show. The T.O. Sports Octagon Radio Show can be heard every week at 8pm, Thursdays.
Guess That Ass
February 13, 2009
This desperate actress is also a big sports fan — In fact, she’s such a huge fan of the San Antonio Spurs that she married their starting point guard. She’s pretty hot too, finishing 14th on FHM’s Sexiest Women of 2008 poll.
Guess That Ass (GTA)
February 6, 2009
Hello everyone, it’s been a while but it’s back…GUESS THAT ASS!! This hottie looked great last summer in Saving Sarah Marshall and is currently going head-to-head with Hayden Panettiere and Ali Larter for the title of Hottest Cast Member of NBC’s Heroes. A Michigan native, she is reportedly a huge Detroit Red Wings fan, something that Toronto sports fans might just have to let slide.
Guess That Ass
November 23, 2008
On this fine Sunday, because it’s a big day for the CFL, we bring you the GTA. Well it’s been a while, but (ha-ha) its back GTA, yes Guess That Ass. Now tell me was it worth the wait. Just take a look at what many, myself included, consider to be one of the best Asses of our time. And don’t tell me she doesn’t know her strength, you bett-cha, just look at the choice of clothing, cheeky, very cheeky.
T.O. Sports Magazine gets distributed at all bars and pubs in the GTA that understand sports fans… just spreading a little sunshine on the great city of Toronto. Pick one UP you know you want to.
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Guess That Ass
October 26, 2008
It’s Sunday, and it means only one thing… Football! Now our GTA should be in the stands with the fans watching her boyfriend trowing touchdowns. But, because of the season ending injury in week one, she’s having her back rubbed or somethin’. Now I’ve seen pictures of this ass and let me tell ya I wasn’t to impressed. But this picture has me thinking, is it all Photoshop? The Victoria’s Secret star was attending the Pats/Chargers game as a guest of the family of owner Robert Kraft, the Herald reported. Last season, while Brady was still with Moynahan, she told the same paper, “Tom Brady, definitely not too shabby. He’s pretty cute. All-American, that’s a good way to describe him. The rest is sports history!
Guess That Ass
October 8, 2008
Wow, yes I said wow, its been a while, but, yes I said butt…this is a butt of a 44 year old woman, really!
I’m not kidding you, now thats what you call a MILF ass. The best MILF ass I’ve ever posted or the elpresidente has ever found/posted, I think that’s how you spell the name, I dont know how he does it, between talking trash about the Rays or whoever’s playing the Pats, he still has time finding great asses, and we thank him… the man deserves a pat on the… back!
Question to the TO faithful: Should I give a link to a dude who found pictures on another site and posted it on his site? and get this, the dude calls himself Uncle Buck… really… Uncle Buck! How original! Maybe I’d give him a link if he was nice and had a different name, but when you call yourself Uncle Buck, well thats just going a bit to far, dont you think? Maybe he should give a link to John Candy, RIP, or somebody, because there’s no fucking way, I say there’s no fucking way his name is Buck! I mean he didnt take the fucking pictures, right? Okay vote and tell me if Uncle Buck should get a link = finders fee.
We here in Canada are a democratic nation, not like our control freak neighbours to the south, I’m looking at you Buffalo. I’m waiting for the great wall to be built along the borders of Canada and Mexico, soon coming! Only hockey players and comediants, and a few hotties may pass. Oh and you old folks going south, spending your cash, can come too! The rest of you…bug off!
You know I’m Just kidding, Uncle SAM, really, I love our American cousins, especially the California hotties, them Georgia Peaches, You all come back now, you hear… You bet I’ll come, again and again!
Anyhow, enough ranting, every man should print this picture of this great American MILF ass and give it to their girlfriend or significant other. I hear El Pres is givin’ it to the First Lady, I’ve printed of a half dozen myself, NOME SAME?! The bar has been set high boys and girls, real high…can you dig it! NOME SAME?!
Guess That Ass
September 15, 2008
So you’re driving down the road, it’s early in the morning, sunny, bam, and you see this coming towards you, try expIainning that to the police officer as you end up on the lawn destroying priceless roses and so on. Or better yet to your insurance company, your girlfriend! This somkin hot Aussie pop singer/actress with a killer body and ass, is available from what our sources tell us! I’m in line with a baseball bat, so beat it!
Guess that All-American Ass
September 12, 2008
Somehow I expected this ass to be a lot more, hmmmm, hotter. Maybe my expectations were just a bit to high, I’ve seen this ass all over the small tube and big screen and it always looked smoking hot, as did the front. But in this picture, it looks like it needs a little toning or photoshop. NOME SAME? Work on it girl… I don’t recognize this ass from that video where she’s slithering around in a pink bikini washing the car!
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