If They Weren’t Jocks: Don Cherry, Sex Therapist (Part 2 - Toskala, Cujo, Pogge)

by Pete Toth…

Don Cherry, Sex Therapist

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Don Cherry: Welcome to the show. Tonight we’re doing a special edition to celebrate my new book “Sex for Dummies,” co-written by one of my oldest and bestest friends, some of you may may know him, especially if you live out there in the western part of this great nation of ours. He’ll be sitting in for tonight’s show and adding his two cents worth.

I’d like to welcome long time compadre and expert on sex and dummies, The Champ!

The Champ: Hi everybody, it’s me, The Champ! Thanks Don, for having me on this great show of yours. Did you say expert on dummies? Pardon?

Don: Relax Champ, we’re only getting started. OK, first caller of the night, you’re on the air.

Caller 1: Hey Don, how goes? Actually I thought I played pretty well tonight.

Champ: Pardon?

Don: Good to hear caller, you got a name?

Caller 1: Vesa.

Champ: Pardon?

Don: I’m with Champ on this one. Pardon? Did you say Visa?

Vesa: Not Visa, V-ay-sa, Vesa like Mesa.

Don: Ok, that’s certainly not a red-blooded Canadian name. What are you European?

Vesa: Actually, I’m Finnish.

Don: What? But we’ve barely even started. Don’t you have a question, Visa?

Vesa: Sure. Did I mention I thought I played pretty well tonight?

Champ: Pardon? I think I’m gonna lose it with this guy.

Don: Chill out Champ. OK Visa, so let’s hear your question, before The Champ loses it.

Vesa: Sure Dan, I need some advice on what I should do. My butterfly style is giving me some trouble this year. Too many guys have been putting it in my five-hole and my coach is starting to get sore.