Women’s Tennis: More Questions Than Answers?

March 29, 2009

by Long John Silver… So, here is a short memo to all of you. Tell me what you think is going on with the lovely ladies?

The Williams’ were nowhere to be found in Indian Wells, but that’s not surprising.

The twin-Serb sensations have their own set of challenges. Unlike the Williams’ sisters, they do rock up to their fair share of tournaments, but Ana’s ball toss when serving has gone astray (for some time now) and Jammerin’ Jank carries with her that burden of “No. 1 but no slam”.

Both problems don’t look like they will be solved in the near future.

My favorite, “Ma-Sha” (Maria Sharapova)’s shoulder has gone bust, and serious doubts about her return to the game are circulating as we speak.

In sport, time is priceless, more so because the game improves each day and a prolonged absence is never easy to recuperate from. Will she be effective when she comes back, and if so, just how effective?

Kim Clijsters is hitting some balls again, and decided she would come back for a second gig. Good luck to her, but I am not sure (very unsure in fact), about how effective she will turn out to be.

Maybe she does not mind how well she does, but after the initial honeymoon, reality will set in in. After being a slam contender for many years, to get out-run and out-hit by the next generation wears your patience thin.

She’ll get the odd win over a top player, but not day in and day out (Davenport? Hingis?).

Isn’t it amazing how many women decide to make a comeback, but not so many of their male counterparts?

That’s the depth issue; at least we can fathom Clijsters doing decently well, but if Jim Courier or Rios came back now, they’d get man-handled and mauled.

Vera Zvonareva just won Indian Wells, good on her and congratulations. Safina’s favorite red dirt is coming up soon, where Dokic might look for another deep run like in Oz.

With all that said, aren’t there more questions than answers? With Larry Scott just bidding farewell from the WTA and venturing into PAC-10, this is a crucial transition period for the women’s game.

More questions than Answers? No?

Pinball’s Team, Hopefully As Good As His Weather Report

March 29, 2009

By Louis “King of Roncesvalles” Pisano…

Mike “Pinball” Clemmons took the place of retiring meteorologist Dave Devall during Monday’s CTV news weather segment, as always his smile and personality shone through as a bright summer’s day. The question on most Toronto fans minds is, whether the forecast for the Argonaut’s season will be tumultuous or smooth sailing. As in any professional sport there will obstacles to overcome for this newly revamped Argo team, which has another cog to fit in amongst the parts to this hopefully successful machine.

On Wednesday March 25th the Boatmen signed free agent offensive lineman Patrick Afif. Afif is an import who played down in the AFL and originally came out of Washington State University, the 6’6 312 lbs behemoth could be a force if he can adjust to the CFL game. The double blue also released a statement regarding the return to training camp of, LB Matt Hewitt, and son of NFLer James Lofton, DS David Lofton. James Lofton was a coach for the San Diego Chargers, more importantly he was a wide receiver for GB Packers, LA Raiders, Buffalo Bills, LA Rams, and the Philadelphia Eagles, and a NFL hall of famer, hopefully he can pass down some knowledge to his son on how to cover a WR.

The Argo’s have made numerous additions during the winter and as of late, again if the piece’s fit together they should have a much, much better season than last year, and will in my mind challenge again for the Grey Cup. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgoooooooooooooo’s

Greatest Ever: Top Ten Strikers of All Time

March 29, 2009

by Barney Corkhill…In this list I have included out and out strikers and support strikers. This was probably even harder to whittle down to ten than the central midfielders list!

Enjoy!

10. Romario (BRA)

The fact that a player with over 1000 goals to his name only comes tenth on this list speaks volumes about the quality of the others who make up the top ten. There have been few, if any, better goal-poachers in football history and perhaps no-one is better deserving of the “genius of the goal area” tag bestowed on him by Johan Cruyff.

A journeyman at club level, Romario is perhaps best associated with Vasco de Gama, where he started and finished his illustrious career. In between those times, Romario picked up a whole host of silverware, namely four Rio de Janeiro State Leagues, three Dutch Cups, three Dutch leagues, and a Spanish League.

At international level he was a key part of the 1994 World Cup winning Brazil squad, and he went on to win 85 caps, scoring 71 goals. Along with the World Cup success in 1994, Romario was awarded the Golden Ball for Player of the Tournament, and later was named the FIFA World Player of the Year.

9. Arthur Friedenreich (BRA)

The King of Football” is a tag that has since been taken away from him by a certain fellow countryman, but Arthur Friedenreich was a deserving recipient of that title before the world have ever even heard of Pele.

There remains some confusion over his goalscoring achievements, but either way, they are outstanding. Some sources claim Friedenreich scored 1239 goals in 1329 games, while others suggest it was 1329 goals in 1239 games.

Both are records any striker would die for, and are comparable to the man who took his “King of Football” crown.

8. Marco Van Basten (NED)

Had his career not been cut short by an ankle injury aged just 27, Marco Van Basten could very well be higher up in this list. His all-round play won him many admirers, and also helped his teams win many trophies.

During his career, he managed to win a Cup Winners’ Cup, three Dutch League titles, three Dutch Cups, three Serie A titles and two European Cups. He was also an indispensable figure in Holland’s 1988 European Championships success, scoring a spectacular volley in the final to help secure the trophy.

Individually he was voted FIFA World Player of the Year in 1992, and on three occasions (1988, 1989, and 1992) was awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or. No player has won it more times, with only Cruyff and Michel Platini being able to match his tally.

7. Fernando Peyroteo (POR)

If you are looking for the greatest goal-scorer of all-time, you need look no further than Fernando Peyroteo. No other player in history can match Peyroteo’s goals to game ratio.

While playing for Sporting, Peyroteo scored 331 goals in 187 games. Yes, you read that right. His record of 1.68 goals per game is unparalleled in world football. He often scored multiple times in a game, once scoring nine times in one match.

He also scored eight goals in another match. On three occasions he netted six times in a match, while he hit five goals on twelve occasions and four goals seventeen times.

6. Ronaldo (BRA)

Yes, “the Phenomenon” Ronaldo only makes it to sixth place, such is the quality of the players ahead of him. During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Ronaldo was the most feared player in the world, and for good reason.

His time at Inter Milan was hampered by injury, but he still did enough to secure a move to Real Madrid’s “Galacticos”. During his career, Ronaldo won a Brazilian Cup, a Dutch Cup, a Cup Winners’ Cup, a Spanish Cup, a UEFA Cup and two La Liga titles.

The success continued at international level, where he was part of the Brazil side that won the 1994 and 2002 World Cups. It is widely regarded that Ronaldo’s lack of fitness was a key factor in Brazil losing the 1998 final, such was his importance to the side.

He has twice been named the European Player of the Year, and three times named the FIFA World Player of the Year, a record only Zinedine Zidane can match. He is also the record holder for most goals scored in World Cup competition, getting his 15th during the 2006 tournament.